Viniendose Rico
Based on "Green Eggs & Ham" by Doctor SeussBert in Skirt.Skirt on Bert.I am Bert-in-Skirt. That Bert-in-Skirt, that Bert-in-Skirt. I do not like that Bert-in-Skirt.Do you like your hair styled pert? I do not like my hair styled "pert!" I do not like that, Bert-in-Skirt.How about a dress to wear? I would not like a dress to wear. I. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite. Barely a minute had passed on the clock; 27:22."Queen Tifa. Say it." and his horror thrashed anew in the realization that their plan had always been to spit-roast him. He blushed with the humiliating thought of it. The muscular footballer and chapter president of Sigma-Nu spit-roasted by two sorority soccer girls in the Zeta common room. One of them already violating his ass and the other about to fuck his helpless mouth."sob Queen sob Tifa huh-huh uhhhhhhh" he wept into her delighted.
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